Vinnie and Pearl go to Dinner
P: Oh Vinnie!
V: Oh Pearl!
P: Oh Vinnie, I have something to tell you!
V: Oh Pearl! I have something I also must tell you!
P: Oh Vinnie! I...Uh, you go first.
V: Oh Pearl!
P: Oh Vinnie!
V: Oh Pearl!
P: GET ON WITH IT.
V: Oh Pearl! Since I have met you, I see beauty in everything! The trees, the flowers...
P: Oh Vinnie!
V: ...the sun, the moon, the stars...
P: Oh Vinnie!
V: ...the rain...You're all these things to me.
P: I'm RAIN?
V: Well, no, I mean...
P: Is THAT what I am to you? RAIN? Do I rain on your parade, Vinnie? I mean I know you wanted to watch the superbowl, but what am I supposed to do, wait on all your slob friends!
V: No, Pearl! I meant, you're like the fresh spring rain...enveloping the spring dust and bringing it to the ground in a refreshing, beautious process that further purifies the polluted New York City air.
P: Oh Vinnie! That's so beautiful!
V: Thank you, I learned it in Earth Science.
P: Oh Vinnie!
V: And I...
P: Oh Vinnie!
V: SHUDDAP, I'M NOT DONE YET. You're the most wonderful thing that has ever happened to me. You light up my life.
P: Oh Vinnie!
V: Oh Pearl!
P: Oh Vinnie!
V: Oh Pearl!
P: Oh Vinnie!
V: Uh, Pearl, didn't you have something to say to me?
P: Oh yes! Vinnie, you have a liiiittle bit of asparagus in your teeth, right there on the upper left...there you go, honey!
V: Umm...thanks.
P: You're welcome Vinnie.

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DOiNK


"Ich liebe dich, Travis!"


Sounds DIRTY doesn't it? Unless you speak German, then you know it means "I love you, Travis" and don't care. Of course that's Sugarmikey saying that...TOM LOVES TOM! Sugar doesn't know. She's a jirk. She says she needs to think for a few hours. Well in a few hours it will be tomorrow, dangit! Well, looks like it's up to Tom to save the day...wonderful, fantastic, awesome, almighty Tom Newton. Sugarmikey says "COOOOL BEANS". Tom's cd is over, and she's very disappointed. So, we have agreed to talk about something. (NOTE: Sug has no idea Tom is writing any of this.)

HIGHSCHOOL ACCORDING TO TOM AND SUGAR


High sucks the big one. It's the first of many experiences (Tom is psychic and knows this) that will sit you down in the corner and tell you everything you learned is not correct. Not only that but you get to watch nudity in films--none of that in junior high or grade school! Sugar has been a baaad baaad girl (once again she has no idea Tom is writing this)...she cuts classes! "only when needed." Tom has history first period--SNORE. However Tom's new, cool friend Jen is in that class and keeps her awake with antics and tales of the latest boyfriend. Tom's history teacher also lives near her, and she has gone to visit. Hilda, Hilda, get me a map of everything!

Tom's day (2/8/00): Pieces of the roof came off third period in the lake effect snow. You could not see the goal post right outside the window. School was still not canceled. The weather then cleared up completely by next period. Ain't that the way it always goes? Then I NEARLY finished my acrylic painting in art, but screwed it up again and dropped paint all over the art room. Then I ate one bite of a disgusting roast beef sandwitch (slimy fatty no fun) and tossed it out. Ate granola bars. Had a study with my whole two new friends. Went to other classes. The End.

Sugar's day (2/8/00): I made a fool of myself in global, and everyone in math calls me loud mouth. I have a crackhead for an english teacher. I'm getting better at spanish. Ummmmm......what else is there???? It was boring like always, all I did was stare out the window (where there was one) and watch the snow fall.

Now you have heard it all! The unexciting lives of two equally pathetic highschool students!!! ?Quien es tu padre?