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"bEeN bEsT fRiEnDs aNd WiLL bE TiLL wE DiE"
Sugarmikey and Tom met in kindergarten. They have been driving eachother insane ever since. And they can read eachother's brains. Sug is only looking to score. Not really, we're just listening to Blink-182. We don't even care at all. "YEAAAH!" -by: SUG. Sugar is very annoying, and Tom is too smart, and Sugar likes to play with the nuclear device. Last time she lost an eye. "Don't contradict me or I'll beat you with my KoRn poster." (so sayeth Tom the Queer). Sugar just hurt herself and Tom is one big Queen. Not really she just has HUGE hair. And problems. Ow Sugar's finger hurts. Tom thinks she should go stick it in a lightsocket and see how it feels then. Sugar applauds her for this notion. Say, do you have any sun-ripened raspberry lotion? Do you ever wonder why raspberry has a p? If you have answered yes to any of these questions you may be as pathetic as we are. "And mom and dad possess the key, InStAnT sLaVeRy."
TAKE THE "R U AS PATHETIC AS SUGARMIKEY AND TOM NEWTLES" TEST!
yes or no
1. Do you ever eat sugar all day? (ie. breakfast, lunch, and dinner...maybe munchies).
2. Do you ever kiss a poster goodnight?
3. Do you keep records of how many kicks it takes to take a man down? (if you are a guy, don't answer that...we don't even wanna know)
4. Does your life revolve around the computer?
5. Does your brain ever seem to have occasional bouts of nonexistance???
6. Have you ever eaten so much pizza you thought your brains were going to start leaking out your ears?
7. Do you wear a tye-dye shirt everyday to school and/or to sleep? (Sugar does, so be like Sugar...stay in school...and skip classes--only when needed.)
8. Have you ever licked a cd?
9. Have you ever called Jonathan Davis your honey bunches of oats?
10. Do you get excited when you wear ADIDAS clothing? (we both do!)
11. Do you have certain days of the week that you only listen to certain kinds of music...like Tom?
12. Have you ever eaten goulosh and talked on the phone at the same time?
13. Can you consume an entire half pound of chocolate in one sitting (bonus points if you don't get sick)?
14. Have you ever suddenly exclaimed "SQUIRT!"?
15. Have you ever slept over at a friend's house and eaten all their gingersnaps before midnight?
16. Do you go around naming people after animals? (ie. shark and rat, bird-boy, st. bernard.)
17. You've wondered where all your food went to and then realized you ate it all?
18. Have you ever tried to put your cereal in the refrigerator? (extra credit if you succeeded!)
19. Do you frequently get hiccups from drinking Squirt?
20. Have you ever spent a minimum of 10 minutes thinking the word "PINK" until it stopped making sense?
21. Have you ever sat in front of your computer for 6 hours straight and forgot to eat?
22. Ever wanted to dance on top of a bar? (Hey, it was Tom's birthday!)
23. Has your best friend ever told you that you dance like a stripper?
24. Have you ever gone over to a friend's house for the purpose of spending additional hours in front of the computer instead of actually having a life?
25. Have you ever suddenly exclaimed "I NEED A POINT TO MY LIFE!"
26. Do you say "something-or-other" in every sentence you say? (don't start saying that if you don't already cuz it's Sugarmikey's word!)
27. Have you ever spent Halloween night running around your neighborhood singing the words "All Day I Dream About Socks"?
28. At any point in time have you ever actually shocked a monkey?
29. Have you laughed your head off after watching someone eat a leaf?
30. Have you frequently had difficulty spelling your own name?
31. Have you ever choked your best friend over a picture of a guy?
32. Have you ever asked someone "I don't know your something name, so what? let's frost!"
33. Do you frequently say "Britain...WOT?" and therefor talk to yourself like a TomNewtles-ish idiot?
34. Got confirmed just so you could be godmother to your friend's firstborn male...Munky?
35. Did you at an early age decide to name your son Ziggy Edward (Gordon)?
36. Have you ever fallen in love with a 32 year-old man you don't know? (If you are a guy, the question still applies.)
37. Have you ever named a coconut and gotten attatched to it?
38. Do you have a pet dictionary? (Tom's is Webby the Second!)
rEsUlTs:
If you answered yes to any you're a psycho.
If you answered yes to 10, seek help immediately.
If you answered yes to 20, Sugar and Tom would like to ask you an additional question...WHAT ARE YOU ON?!
If you answered yes to all 38 questions, you must be Tom or Sugar.
If you answered yes to 39, you suck and cheated on a stupid test two sick individuals invented for their amusement.
tHaNkS fOr PlAyInG